I like the punch out on this one.

Good contrast of front and the back of the card

For putting in your wallet this one mat be impractical, but it’s still f’ing awesome.

NIce, cool way to introduce yourself to someone!!

nice font/color combination

If this is a real person, he needs a slap in the face… with a brick.

nice educational based one, but I ain’t chalk’n'talk ( or as some of us like to call it for the old Luddites who won’t change, chalk’n'talk bollocks)

only problem is, I wouldn’t want to give these ones away (bet they cost a bit to make too)

100 Business Card Designs.

Good huh.  No? Sod you then.

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Seems perfectly innocent, doesn’t it? A company CEO needs a limo, It’s what he’s accustomed to, some one is providing the service in Ho Chi Minh City as well. Nice idea, found a niche market and they are simply ‘supplying a need’, right?  No harm in that, right?…

WRONG

Let me begin with what his company have to offer our businessman. You’ve just got of a 12 hour flight so you are feeling a bit shit, but  this is an important manufacturing link in Vietnam so yu need to make a good impression. Disregarding the fact that you were in first class, and were sleeping on a bed that 80% of the worlds population can only dream about having a quick five minutes kip on before security throws you out back into the gutter, you are feeling a bit crappy. Poor Diddums. You need a nice relaxing enviroment to get your stuff together to impress these people. A nice, somber space that i can stretch out and go through the presentation that I need to…

.. err, yeah like I was saying, nice and quite. he he. look at that. Julian Clary must be on tour. Just 30 mins to get my head straight and its a done deal. Now where’s that presentation got to, I know I have that USB stick somewhere…

Ah there it is! I knew I had it somewhere…   he he…. look at that

Your car is here Sir.

Ah good. Err.. where…?

Here Sir. The limousine you ordered.

I’m not sure I follow you….

Here Sir let me open the door for you.

…….

Sir?

……

Is there a problem Sir?

… Ah! Funny! Funny! Did Dave tell you to do this? He’s such a cock. i hope he doesn’t think the company gonna pay for this. It’s coming straight out of his wages.

Sorry Sir? You did order a limousine, from SaigonLimo?

… well, yes I did.. but..

But what Sir?

… this isn’t a limo really, is it though….

Is it not, Sir?

….. no…. its not….

It has all the legroom you require, and the space to work before your meeting…?

… you’re serious, arn’t you?

Of course I am Sir. It seems perfectly fine to me.

……
then again, you went to Eton, didn’t you, James?

from the age of 6 until graduation when I was 18 Sir.

well that explans it. Look I’m not going in that. how can I convince a Japanese/Vietnamese company with a all-male board of directors that I’mthe one to sell thier industrial power tools and plant machinery after mincing my way out of this affront to my Y chromosome? They will be pissing themselves.

I don’t see what the problem is Sir.

Really? You can’t see the problem?

No Sir. It even has a jacuzzi and showers if you want to freshen up on the way.

Freshen up?You can any of that nonsense out of your head for a start. don’t make me hurt you again.

Sorry, Sir. anyway, it’s on the inside that counts, is’t it sir? That’s  what you tell the customers?

Yes, i do. But that is talking about the quality of engineering and reliability. Whats inside this? Mark Almond and the Pet Shop Boys?

Lets take a look shall we?

Jesu, peole are startin to stare… ok ok, just open the d….

Jesus…

 
H…

Christ!!!!..

Sir?

mm, I need a pee… Ill be back in a sec.

Fine Sir…. don’t forget we are on a very tight schedule…

…..

…..

Sir?

…..yeah ok! Can I do this in piece? a bit of privacy…? taking a crap!

Yes of course.

…….

8 minutes later

……

Sir???? are you ok?

……

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RACE YA, YOU PUBLIC SCHOOL SHIRTLIFTER!! BYYYEEE…..

Why is it evil? Well, thats in part 2.. you’ll just have to wait, as if this wasn’t enough….

Let see… Ill report on this site after some syncing….

http://

Andy: Are you sure thats the site you want to see?

Lou: Yea!

Andy: But you normally like hardcore porn or scat, this is just some idoits weblog, are you sure?

Lou: I what that one!

Andy: But you just sent 10 pound on a month’s subscripion to ‘dirty grandmans do it all’, and you havn’t used it!

Lou: Yeah Anno!

Andy: ok lets take a look… so its www.. dot… iceapple.. dot co.. dot uk……….

………….

Lou: Ah dont like it! its bollocks! Theres no rimjobs on it!

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