the best part – 0.35  ‘Lexmark Shit!!”

Ive seen a lot of there “printable paper’ sites as they are useful for teaching but PrintablePaper.Net must be the most extensive, with basdketball & cricket score sheets. Over 900 in total!!

PrintablePaper.Net

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Can anyone else get this bugger to work ’cause I’ve tried it in 4 differnt browsers and the PDF won’t load….

R&OS origami cd wallet.

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and this page on WHT for their advertisment. It is limited stok (they ran out of a lot of locations before when I wanted one, fortunatly LA was free, which is best for Asia) .. and please click my link, it means I can get another one later if enough people do!!!

My personal favorite – WinPenPack from Italy. Completly customaisable ‘tidy’ menu and tons of applications

Probably the best known is PortableApps.com, but I don’t rate it aginst WinPenPack..

Lupo Pensuite. Good applications, damn ugly menu

A new offering I’ve never seen before, downloading it now. As well as these you can make your own ‘packs’ with the menus provided  or one of these…

8start Launcher - the author thinks it's god

8start launcher at 8start.com

- Portable with relative path defined supported
- Accessed by system tray, hotkey and middle mouse
- Changable skin with transpancy png format
- Whole new concept of launching your applications and files.. (um steady on its only an app launcher not a rocket ship.)

Portable Start Menu - does what it says on the tin

Portable Start Menu v3.2 – what it looses in name originality it makes up for with simplicity. Drag and drop, nice and easy

Organize your programs in a simple menu system and launch them via a tray icon. If you close Portable Start Menu on an USB-Stick, running applications can be closed automatically, too.

Asuite, apparently..

ASuite..

ASuite is a simple application launcher to manage an unlimited number of files, folders and webpage for quick access. It is designed to work with removable storage (uses relative paths) media like USB sticks, hard drives, iPods, etc.

dont know what the A stands for, atrocious if that skin is anything to go by…

Good ol' Pstart

Ah, Pstart.. I remember, when I was a nipper, there was no such thing as these new fangled ‘portable apps’. Then again the was no such thing as the windows registry, so everything was portable. The first menu i used..

PStart is a simple tray tool to start user defined applications.

nice and easy

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Good huh.  No? Sod you then.

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At Natanz, for almost 17 months, Stuxnet quietly worked its way into the system and targeted a specific component — the frequency converters made by the German equipment manufacturer Siemens that regulated the speed of the spinning centrifuges used to create nuclear fuel. The worm then took control of the speed at which the centrifuges spun, making them turn so fast in a quick burst that they would be damaged but not destroyed. And at the same time, the worm masked that change in speed from being discovered at the centrifuges’ control panel.

Seems perfectly innocent, doesn’t it? A company CEO needs a limo, It’s what he’s accustomed to, some one is providing the service in Ho Chi Minh City as well. Nice idea, found a niche market and they are simply ‘supplying a need’, right?  No harm in that, right?…

WRONG

Let me begin with what his company have to offer our businessman. You’ve just got of a 12 hour flight so you are feeling a bit shit, but  this is an important manufacturing link in Vietnam so yu need to make a good impression. Disregarding the fact that you were in first class, and were sleeping on a bed that 80% of the worlds population can only dream about having a quick five minutes kip on before security throws you out back into the gutter, you are feeling a bit crappy. Poor Diddums. You need a nice relaxing enviroment to get your stuff together to impress these people. A nice, somber space that i can stretch out and go through the presentation that I need to…

.. err, yeah like I was saying, nice and quite. he he. look at that. Julian Clary must be on tour. Just 30 mins to get my head straight and its a done deal. Now where’s that presentation got to, I know I have that USB stick somewhere…

Ah there it is! I knew I had it somewhere…   he he…. look at that

Your car is here Sir.

Ah good. Err.. where…?

Here Sir. The limousine you ordered.

I’m not sure I follow you….

Here Sir let me open the door for you.

…….

Sir?

……

Is there a problem Sir?

… Ah! Funny! Funny! Did Dave tell you to do this? He’s such a cock. i hope he doesn’t think the company gonna pay for this. It’s coming straight out of his wages.

Sorry Sir? You did order a limousine, from SaigonLimo?

… well, yes I did.. but..

But what Sir?

… this isn’t a limo really, is it though….

Is it not, Sir?

….. no…. its not….

It has all the legroom you require, and the space to work before your meeting…?

… you’re serious, arn’t you?

Of course I am Sir. It seems perfectly fine to me.

……
then again, you went to Eton, didn’t you, James?

from the age of 6 until graduation when I was 18 Sir.

well that explans it. Look I’m not going in that. how can I convince a Japanese/Vietnamese company with a all-male board of directors that I’mthe one to sell thier industrial power tools and plant machinery after mincing my way out of this affront to my Y chromosome? They will be pissing themselves.

I don’t see what the problem is Sir.

Really? You can’t see the problem?

No Sir. It even has a jacuzzi and showers if you want to freshen up on the way.

Freshen up?You can any of that nonsense out of your head for a start. don’t make me hurt you again.

Sorry, Sir. anyway, it’s on the inside that counts, is’t it sir? That’s  what you tell the customers?

Yes, i do. But that is talking about the quality of engineering and reliability. Whats inside this? Mark Almond and the Pet Shop Boys?

Lets take a look shall we?

Jesu, peole are startin to stare… ok ok, just open the d….

Jesus…

 
H…

Christ!!!!..

Sir?

mm, I need a pee… Ill be back in a sec.

Fine Sir…. don’t forget we are on a very tight schedule…

…..

…..

Sir?

…..yeah ok! Can I do this in piece? a bit of privacy…? taking a crap!

Yes of course.

…….

8 minutes later

……

Sir???? are you ok?

……

……

RACE YA, YOU PUBLIC SCHOOL SHIRTLIFTER!! BYYYEEE…..

Why is it evil? Well, thats in part 2.. you’ll just have to wait, as if this wasn’t enough….